Americans watching the usa vs germany game making hitler and world war II jokes, seriously? Grow the fuck up! I hope germany wins, usa can continue to play “football” with their hands and we continue to play our football properly with our foot.
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.